REV. STEVE NEWLIN NAMED NEW VOICE OF THE AVL
The American Vampire League is delighted to announce the appointment of Rev. Steve Newlin as the organization’s new spokesperson and public-affairs chief. In a statement to press, Newlin explained what may seem a surprising change of heart. “As leader of the ruthless anti-vampire terrorist group The Fellowship of the Sun, I have an insider’s view of the hate and bigotry facing vampires today.” He went on to say that since his turning last year, he has recognized the error of his former bigoted ways and is inspired to spread the truth about vampires: That they are peaceful, law-abiding citizens. “When you see that even a feared zealot can be welcomed into the fold, I think it’s pretty hard to deny that vampires are compassionate and accepting.” Please join us in welcoming Steve to the organization – great things are to come!
