A LETTER FROM STEVE NEWLIN

The recent attacks against Tru Blood factories are certainly cause for concern. But vampires should rest assured the AVL is working round the clock with Homeland Security to bring these terrorists to justice and to restore our food supply chain. And I want to assure all Americans there is no reason to panic. The streets are just as safe at night as they’ve always been. Vampires are committed to keeping the peace.

I cannot stress enough: Do not listen to alarmist reports of “Vampire Armageddon,” “Vampocalypse,” or other feeding-frenzy mudslinging.

Finally, I would like to remind the public that it is vampires who are the real victims of these attacks against our food supply. Evil terrorists are trying to drive us back into the dark ages. But we will not break. Though I am a mere infant in this race, I have been impressed over and over again by how prepared mainstreamers are for a Tru Blood shortage, with stockpiles to last several lifetimes.

We are ready. We will persevere in our mission to share the world with humans.

In Unity,


Steve Newlin